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Callcenter bloopers
Callcenter bloopers









callcenter bloopers

Resume listed the candidate’s objective as “To work for someone who is not an alcoholic with three DUI’s like my current employer.”.Resume included time spent in jail for assaulting a former boss.Resume listed the candidate’s online video gaming experience leading warrior “clans,” suggesting this passed for leadership experience.Resume didn’t include the candidate’s name.Hobbies: Eyebrow tweezing From ’s 2013 Study of Outrageous Resume Mistakes:.“I’m fresh our of university with a childish sense of wonder and 100RPM sense of drive.”.Job duties include hanging out with friends, drinking, smoking, doing tricks such as ollying…” “Previous Work Experience: Skateboarder from 1980’s to present time.“Objective: Ideal position would be businessman, with $18,000 to $250,000 in salary…”.Candidate listed experience as a “Marijuana Dealer and Nefarious Dude”.Actor’s resume specified a role in “The Departed” directed by Martin Scoresissers.From Huffington Posts’s 21 Funny Resumes & Cover Letters: Candidate applying for an accounting job said he was “deetail-oriented” AND spelled the company’s name incorrectly.Candidate listed “to make dough” as the objective on the resume.Candidate’s resume had a photo of the applicant reclining in a hammock under the headline “Hi, I’m _ and I’m looking for a job.”.Candidate specified that her resume was set up to be sung to the tune of “The Brady Bunch.”.Candidate applying for a management job listed “gator hunting” as a skill.Candidate called himself a genius and invited the hiring manager to interview him at his apartment.“Please find the attached resume that highlights all my kills.” From ’s 2012 Study of Outrageous Resume Mistakes:.“Extensive experience in pubic financing.”.Worked with my mum cleaning the house,” as past experience From Business Insider’s HR Execs’ 13 Most Common Resume Blunders: Listed “Worked with my dad building things.Many small teddy bears and daisies adorned the edges of the pink paper (used for the resume).

callcenter bloopers

A resume etched into a wooden cutting board.Listed “Have flown on a corporate jet” as a notable achievement.Each line had one bold word that formed a “hidden” message about how great the applicant would be for the position.A four-page resume detailing every position and volunteer job a person has ever had since he was 12.Enjoy! From CareerBuilder.ca’s study via :











Callcenter bloopers